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My wife and I went to a Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:<\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n ”THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year.’ We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:<\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n ”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s more than twice a week! ……….You could learn a lot from him.’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters:<\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, I looked at her and said, ‘Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and I should eventually make a full recovery. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My wife and I went to a Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: ”THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
‘That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n