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1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk <\/strong> <\/p>\n
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey’s kiss <\/strong><\/p>\n
bag
1 tub of Hagan Daz fudge ice cream <\/strong><\/p>\n
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars <\/strong> <\/p>\n