{"id":541,"date":"2009-11-04T18:53:19","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T22:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/04\/keep-her-from-knocking\/"},"modified":"2009-11-04T18:53:19","modified_gmt":"2009-11-04T22:53:19","slug":"keep-her-from-knocking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/keep-her-from-knocking\/","title":{"rendered":"Keep Her From Knocking!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<font color=\"#ff0000\" size=\"3\"><strong>I CERTAINLY HOPE THIS DOES NOT OFFEND ANYONE: IT MAY NOT BE POLITICALLY CORRECT, BUT I THINK IT&#8217;S FUNNY<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><font color=\"#540169\" size=\"5\"><strong><em>Wait until Al sees our new door knocker!&nbsp; <\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><font color=\"#540169\" size=\"5\"><strong><em>Where can I order one of these!<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/image2.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px\" height=\"363\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/image_thumb2.png\" width=\"515\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;I CERTAINLY HOPE THIS DOES NOT OFFEND ANYONE: IT MAY NOT BE POLITICALLY CORRECT, BUT I THINK IT&#8217;S FUNNY Wait until Al sees our new door knocker!&nbsp; Where can I order one of these!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}