{"id":622,"date":"2010-02-28T15:09:58","date_gmt":"2010-02-28T19:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/28\/the-five-surgeons-politically-incorrect\/"},"modified":"2010-02-28T15:09:58","modified_gmt":"2010-02-28T19:09:58","slug":"the-five-surgeons-politically-incorrect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/the-five-surgeons-politically-incorrect\/","title":{"rendered":"The Five Surgeons&#8211;Politically Incorrect!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font color=\"#a60000\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>Once again, one of my friends sent me this &#8220;politically incorrect&#8221; gem which I just had to pass<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font color=\"#a60000\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>this on as it is so truthful.<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br \/><font color=\"#510165\" size=\"4\"><strong>Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients<br \/>to operate on.<\/p>\n<p>The first surgeon, from New York, says, &#8220;I like to see&nbsp; accountants on my<br \/>operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is<br \/>numbered.&#8221;<br \/>&nbsp; <br \/>The second, from Chicago, responds,&#8221;Yeah, but you should<br \/>try&nbsp; electricians!&nbsp;&nbsp; Everything inside them is color coded.&#8221;<br \/><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font color=\"#510165\" size=\"4\"><strong>The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, &#8220;No, I really think <br \/>librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes<br \/>in: &#8220;You know, I like&nbsp; construction workers&#8230;Those guys always understand <br \/>when you have a few&nbsp; parts left over.&#8221;<br \/>&nbsp; <br \/>But the fifth surgeon, from&nbsp; Washington, DC shut them <br \/>all up when he observed: &#8220;You&#8217;re all wrong.&nbsp;&nbsp; Politicians are the easiest to<br \/>operate on.&nbsp; There&#8217;s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains<br \/>and no spine, and the head&nbsp; and the ass are interchangeable.&#8221;<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, one of my friends sent me this &#8220;politically incorrect&#8221; gem which I just had to pass this on as it is so truthful. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patientsto operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, &#8220;I like to see&nbsp; accountants on myoperating table [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}