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GOD Is Busy <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!! <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n A United States Marine was attending some college <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n courses between assignments .He had completed missions in Iraq and <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n atheist, and a member of the ACLU. <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, ‘GOD, if you are real then I <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 min.’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, ‘Here I am GOD, <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n I’m still waiting.’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-socked him; knocking him <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n off the platform. The professor was out cold. <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n there looking on in silence. <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n <\/font><\/strong> <\/p>\n The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n looked up at the Marine and asked, ‘What in the world is the matter with <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n you? ‘Why did you do that?’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n T<\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n he Marine calmly replied, ‘GOD was too busy today protecting <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n stuff and act like an idiot. Since He was so busy… He sent me.’ <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n The classroom erupted in cheers! <\/strong><\/font> <\/p>\n In God We Trust<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" GOD Is Busy If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments .He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}