{"id":732,"date":"2010-09-07T21:31:36","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T01:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/07\/just-for-us-gals\/"},"modified":"2010-09-07T21:31:36","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T01:31:36","slug":"just-for-us-gals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/just-for-us-gals\/","title":{"rendered":"JUST FOR US GALS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image.png\" rel=\"lightbox\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/image_thumb.png\" width=\"548\" height=\"380\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#500163\" size=\"4\"><strong>While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual        <br \/>information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#500163\" size=\"4\"><strong>Finally, she said, &#8216;Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew        <br \/>take you safely to Afghanistan &#8216; <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#500163\" size=\"4\"><strong>An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,        <br \/>&#8216;Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? &#8216; <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#500163\" size=\"4\"><strong>When the attendant came by he said &#8216;Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?&#8217;        <br \/>&#8216;Yes,&#8217;! said the attendant, &#8216;In fact, this entire crew is female.&#8217; <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#500163\" size=\"4\"><strong>&#8216;My God,&#8217; he said, &#8216;I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don&#8217;t know what to think        <br \/>with only women up there in the cockpit.&#8217;         <br \/>&#8216;<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#500163\" size=\"4\"><strong>That&#8217;s another thing, Sergeant,&#8217; said the crew member,        <br \/>&#8216;We No Longer Call It The Cockpit&#8217;&#160; <br \/>&#8216;It&#8217;s The Box Office.&#8217;&#160; <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#bb0000\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>Quote of the day: <\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#bb0000\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>&#8216;Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she&#8217;ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she&#8217;ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.&#8217;<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#160; While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, &#8216;Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan &#8216; An old MSgt. sitting in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}