{"id":739,"date":"2010-10-08T16:20:20","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T20:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/08\/irish-humor\/"},"modified":"2010-10-08T16:20:20","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T20:20:20","slug":"irish-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/irish-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"IRISH HUMOR"},"content":{"rendered":"

I loved this one since I am an Irish Blonde (okay, I am now turning a lovely shade of white which my hairdresser calls baby blonde, so there!!!).<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the
casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll
of the dice. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier
when I’m completely nude’. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice
and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’ <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed…’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’ <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’ <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                The other answered, ‘I don’t know – I thought you were watching.’ <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                MORAL OF THE STORY – <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

                   Not all Irish are drunks,
                not all Blondes are dumb,
                but all Men…. are Men.<\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I loved this one since I am an Irish Blonde (okay, I am now turning a lovely shade of white which my hairdresser calls baby blonde, so there!!!). AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO                 An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}