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<\/font>I thought the following amusing for it shows men at their best. NOT!<\/strong> <\/font><\/p>\n <\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n <\/font>And That\u2019s When the Fight Started . . .<\/strong> <\/font><\/p>\n One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!" <\/font>******************************************************************<\/font> <\/strong><\/p>\n I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said. So I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?’ ******************************************************************<\/font><\/strong> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first… ********************************************************************<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming *********************************************************************<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school I asked her, "Do you know him?" "<\/strong><\/font>Yes," she sighed, "He’s my old boyfriend; I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn’t been sober since."<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n "My God!" I said, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n And that\u2019s when the fight started. . . . <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n *********************************************************************<\/strong><\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were And that\u2019s when the fight started….. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n *********************************************************************<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST\u2026.. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When And that\u2019s when the fight started.<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. I thought the following amusing for it shows men at their best. NOT! And That\u2019s When the Fight Started . . . One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
And that’s when the fight started. . .<\/font> <\/strong><\/p>\n
And that’s when the fight started.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n
My wife and I are watching \u201cWho Wants To Be A Millionaire\u201d while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’
‘No,’ she answered.
I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’
So I said, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’
And that’s when the fight started…
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Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that’s when the fight started…..
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‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’
He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’
‘Nah, she can order for herself.’
And that’s when the fight started…..
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
the channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And that\u2019s when the fight started… <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n
anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
200 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a scale.
And that\u2019s when fight started.. <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know
how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem
funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?\u201d<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of
first, the truck, the car, playing golf,
always something more important to me and rightfully so!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush. I said, ‘When you finish cutting the grass,
you might as well sweep the driveway.\u201d <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n
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