{"id":832,"date":"2011-04-27T23:45:19","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T03:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/27\/the-black-bra\/"},"modified":"2011-04-27T23:45:19","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T03:45:19","slug":"the-black-bra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/the-black-bra\/","title":{"rendered":"The Black Bra"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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<\/font><\/font>The  Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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<\/font>I had lunch with 2 of my  unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have  been married for 20+  years.
We were chatting about our relationships and  decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the  door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask  over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange  notes..
Here’s how it all  went.
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My  engaged friend<\/font><\/u><\/b>:
The  other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather  bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the  woman of my dreams.
I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night  long. 
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The  mistress:
<\/font><\/u><\/b><\/font><\/font>Me  too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a  raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and<\/b> <\/b><\/font>Mask over my eyes.  When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble  and we had wild sex all night. 
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Then  I had to share my story:
<\/font><\/u><\/b><\/font><\/font>When  my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,<\/b> <\/b><\/font><\/font><\/font>Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me  he said, <\/b>
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<\/font><\/font>(you are going to  love this\u2026..)<\/font><\/p>\n

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" I love this one: The  Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my  unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have  been married for 20+  years. We were chatting about our relationships and  decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the  door […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rattlebridge.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}